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Leadership is exhausting—especially when you have an entire kingdom to supervise from the comfort of a velvet throne.
Wearing a magnificent jeweled crown and looking every bit as regal as he feels, His Majesty Dante Byrne has issued his latest royal decree:
BORN TO RULE.
TOO TIRED TO STAND.
A funny T-shirt for greyhound and lurcher parents, rescue-dog lovers, professional nappers and anyone who knows they were destined for greatness—but would prefer to achieve it without getting up.
Royal duties, standing and unnecessary physical activity are not included.
Born to Rule, Too Tired to Stand – Funny Greyhound T-Shirt
€29,95
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Wearing a magnificent jeweled crown and looking every bit as regal as he feels, His Majesty Dante Byrne has issued his latest royal decree:
BORN TO RULE.
TOO TIRED TO STAND.
A funny T-shirt for greyhound and lurcher parents, rescue-dog lovers, professional nappers and anyone who knows they were destined for greatness—but would prefer to achieve it without getting up.
Royal duties, standing and unnecessary physical activity are not included.